Im back. Don't forget about me posting during break, kay? So, I'm on a field trip to Carowinds today, which is gonna be pretty fun. A friend promised we would go on the Fury as my first rollercoaster ever. Surprising, eh? I've watched videos and even been on tiny rollercoasters for literally babies. And each and every one had yanking and metal creaking and breaking. So yes, it's probably 5 times that more.
Before I go and kill myself, let's tell a story to calm my nerves. *Somehow gets a gandalf beard on* Once upon a death-- I'm kidding. Kids usually say they don't ever want a boyfriend but gradually have 17 fake boyfriends when they're older. Not that old, though. The closest I've ever had a boyfriend was in flippin kindergarten. I mean, seriously? His name is...i'll say Cal, for internet privacy. He constantly had fights with other boys to "protect" me and also loved trying to bring down girls' pants, slowly and sexually. He's just awful. That's as far as I can go at the moment, I just incountered another ride. But that did give a brief description of Cal.
Im so nervous about this ride called the Hurler, for it is made of wood. This will be my first rollercoaster, jesus! It's even stopped because of certain circumstances. Im quite scared.
After going on the Hurler, my life is much better than I intended. It was pretty thrilling, except for the wait. I kept my eyes shut as the train car jerked and weaved, bouncing my fat bits. I mean, that was cool, if only the rides' wait didn't take so long. Yay and ugh. But, I saw a lady who draws a messed up picture of you (and your buddy) for only 30 cents! Totally gonna do it.
Because I lost my chaperone, I was unable to buy anything and stuck to the closest group from our school that happened to be passing by. I also never did the promise with my friend because, seriously, the Fury is the biggest and scariest there! I can't even not cry on the Hurler! But, I have to say, this was a great field trip and I'm never coming back. Just don't even ask why.
